for the girls with messy hair and thirsty hearts

I'm a little bit of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert.

a 20 year old girl, in an 80 year old's body, with a 10 year old's mind.


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via demamp-camp)




do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

Every day

What about when you realize you are an adult and you still have no money?

(via courtneycha0s)

SO over this town.

5. March 2014